Beach Haven, NJ — The Glendola Sports League is reeling after star quarterback and Commissioner Jordan Paris sustained a neck and shoulder injury during a pool basketball game.
The injury occurred when Jordan courageously faced off against Aidan, who is 25 pounds heavier and well above Jordan’s weight class. The turning point came when Aidan went up 4-3 in the game to 7, a deficit Jordan never recovered from.
League sources hint that Aidan may be facing an impending ban due to mysterious circumstances, adding an extra layer of intrigue to the incident.
Doctors are hopeful for a 1-2 week recovery for Jordan, ensuring his return for the July 4 games.
Fans have flooded social media with support, with Tom Brady even putting out a video.
Despite the setback, the Glendola Sports League’s July 4 showdown promises to be as spirited as ever.
